Sixty Years

Death cannot stop true love. Only delay it a little while. Death, and not leaving a forwarding address.

All jokes aside, I am swooning madly over this most gorgeous, amazing love story.

Sigh.

I'll Take Tipsy Maids of Honor for $400

Happy New Year! Feast your eyes on this gorgeous specimen. Created by Chicago artist Jen Thomas, this luscious paper wedding cake opens up to reveal a bridal board game, kind of the game of Life, if you will, if the characters are spoiled brides, drunk maids, selfish guests and lousy DJs. So it's not exactly a cheery take on the extreme sport that is planning a wedding, but it's a wickedly funny one. It's the perfect gift for that antibride, especially if she is your dearest friend in the world and you have $900 smackeroos to spare. Ouch. Gorgeous, but still, ouch.