Young Love

I may be the last person on the planet to have heard this story, but that's not going to stop me from posting it here.

Little Mika is probably going to get his behind kicked from here to the Serengeti when he realizes that he's not supposed to like girls, but for now, he's the world's tiniest sweetheart. All MIka and Anna wanted to do was escape their dreary Germany and go for a walk in the sun. As newlyweds. Did I mention they are 6 and 7? On New Year's Day they snuck out of Anna's parents' home and, along with Anna's sister as the potential wedding witness, they made their way to Grand Central where their plan hit a snag:

Unfortunately the kids were nabbed while on an express train headed out of Hanover, bound for the airport. An official got suspicious once he noticed, you know, three "little ones ... completely on their own ... [with] lots of swimming gear with them." Their parents, who were apparently asleep when the children stole into the early morning, came to retrieve them at the police station, which the kids got a tour of by way of a consolation prize/engagement present.

But don't worry, they'll get their opportunity someday... soon, maybe. Said a police spokesman: "They'll have the chance to put their plan into action at a later date."

If his parents ever let him out of the house again.

via Gawker