He Blinded Her with Science

Love has made us do crazy things.

Going blonde.
Drunk dialing crying jags at 3 AM.
Flying cross country at the spur of the moment for a kiss.
Signing up on Match.com and then deleting your profile five minutes later and then signing up again.
And deleting.
Karaoke.

You know, the cute, crazy in quotations stuff that gets trotted out at the screen at the local cineplex as the crazy stuff we do for love. And then there is just crazy, as in, I will endure rashes, itching and potential organ failure for my dream wedding. This lady sold her body to science because her fiance is "100% worth it."

Wow. Dude is just screwed. How on earth is he EVER going to come with an anniversary gift to top that??