Diamonds are a desk with lots of loose paper's best friend

Chiasso.com is carrying what they are billing as a fabulous, glittery paperweight, but c'mon now. If we are creative, what uses could you come up with a giant, honking fake diamond? I just ordered mine (as it is on backorder until the 6th), so that gives me plenty of time to dream up some fun uses for it.

What would you do with your pretend 120 carat diamond?

Have a wonderful weekend...stay tuned for an Q&A with a writer on ABC's The Big Day and more wedding weirdness!