TomKat: Comb, yes, but commerative plate?

As once respected TV news journalists breathlessly recount Katie's purchase of a La Perla chantilly lace bra and thong set for her wedding night and said child bride awaits the marital gift of perhaps a mangy Siamese and wide-tooth comb (thanks to a savvy reader for this link ) from her husband to-be, antsy shopkeepers in England have decided to capitalize on the worldwide wedding frenzy by thrusting their own marital candidates into the ring:

From CNN : "Britain's Prince William has yet to pop the question to long-term love Kate Middleton, but one retailer is so confident he will that it has prepared an array of souvenirs with their pictures to mark the occasion.

High street chain Woolworths said it could have 100,000 items, including mugs, plates, tea towels and mouse mats on store shelves within 48 hours of a wedding announcement, according to the Daily Mirror on Friday.

Other items include plastic dolls of the couple, fluffy slippers, mobile phones, wine glasses, thimbles and even a special Pic 'n' Mix range of sweets."

Click on the question mark to take a gander at that commerative Kate and Wills wedding plate!