Happy Monday

Know a blushing bride to be who can't seem to stop blathering on in excruciating detail about seating charts and alterations and program font? This subtle little reminder will shut her up in no time - and hopefully crack her up if she has an appropriately dark sense of humor. Available in t-shirts, mugs, clocks, notecards, but blessedly - no thongs - the Please shut up about your fucking wedding mandate is the favorite wedding/shower gift your bride never knew she wanted. I ordered the tank and wore it when I was feeling especially cranky. I feel it my duty to share the love.