Celeb Weddings Recap

It's been a slow week in the wedding world, nuptially speaking, what with half of Hollywood deciding to get married last Saturday along with Nicole Kidman. Brigitte Neilsen apparently didn't get the memo. The husband and I are still recovering as we were nearly overtaken by the frenzy.

Me: Kidman got married. It was Saturday.

Husband: For reals?

Me: And so did the redhead from Desperate Housewives - who wil always be Scarhead from Melrose Place to me - and the blonde chick from Lost who must be in the throes of serious tendonitis after constantly hauling that prop baby to and fro on Lost Beach - and the other readhead now weirdly platinum blonde Daughter of Ron Howard, and Patricia "Chiclet Teeth" Arquette. It's like a supernova of celebritiness. We MUST join them. We MUST get married like celebrities!

Husband: Babe? We're already married.

Me: ......twitch.....

Husband: Hon? Are you saying you want to get married ag --

Me: I DO! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK!

Husband: ........wow.

Me: My parents will be thrilled! And my agent! And wait'll the tabloids hear! Honey, start grounding those helicopters companies PRONTO because I am NOT letting the tabloids shoot this sucker for free. No sir, they can pony up $4 M for the pics.

Husband: I think The Namibian Chosen One pics got $3Mil

Me: You don't think we are worth $4 Mil?

Husband: (sound of screeching tires)

Me: Babe? Babe? But there's font to debate! And seating charts to ****

And then I snapped out of it. Scary stuff.

* I totally think it's sweet Keith got strawberry highlights to match that of his lady love's.
** reading way too much Go Fug Yourself